- - - - N - CRACK: THE SHARKS - IMPORTED ON: 3.21.92 ACKING SERVICE [/ HITMEN [/ LEGEND [/ IL - - AS THE EARTH WAS STILL QUITE YOUNG, AN AVATAR CAME FORTH FROM A PLACE AFAR. THE EVILS IN THE WORLD, KNEW THAT THEY HAD VERY LITTLE TIME REMAINING FOR EXISTANCE. BEYOND THE CONFINDS OF THE HIGH MOUNTAINS OF FROST AND FIRE, ON THE BEACH OF ETERNAL LOVE, THE AVATAR CAME ON TO THE EARTH. THIS BROUGHT JOY AND A SENSE OF WELL BEING TO THE MINDS, WHICH HAD BEEN TROUBLED, SO LONG PREVIOUSLY. WE CROSS THROUGH THE RIVER OF ORDER AND CHAOS, TO PRESENT TO YOU A RELEASE FROM ZEPPELIN GAMES- "WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP CRICKET" WAS CRACKED AND STREAMLINED BY THE SHARKS. UNFORTUNATELY THIS GAME DID NOT PRESENT THE CHALLENGE OF BEING FLOWED OUT BY RASTERTIME BUT THE CHALLENGE REALLY WAS BEATING THOSE FILTHY, CRUSTY PANTS OFF OF BOD! NOT THAT YOU GIVE A SHIT BUT THE SHARKS ADDED A DISK HIGHSCORE LOADER/SAVER TO THIS GAME. THIS IS SOMETHING WHICH TALENT WOULD BE UNABLE TO ACHIEVE! ANYWAY, NOW READ THE BOTTOM SCROLL AND HAVE FUN.... - HOT OFF THE PRESS: MUTANT-X IS NO LONGER A HOLY PILGRIM OF AVATAR. BECAUSE OF THIS, I FEEL IT NECESSARY TO TAKE A DOZEN EGGS, WRAP THEM IN STEEL PLATING, BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF THE PACKAGE, WRAP THE WHOLE THING IN FLY PAPER AND USE IT TO PLAY IN AN INTERGALACTIC GAME OF FOOTBALL WITH: THE SHARKS [/ DOUGHNUT CRACKING SERVICE [/ HITMEN [/ LEGEND [/ ILLUSION [/ DOMINATORS & HYSTERIC.... TAKING THE HARD, BROWN BALL AND PLAYING AN INTERNATIONAL GAME OF BASEBALL WITH: NOBLE ORDER OF THIEVES [/ EXCALIBUR [/ NO FRILLS INTERNATIONAL [/ THE ALLIANCE [/ THE SHAOLIN MONASTERY [/ NORTH EAST IMPORTERS & ARMAGEDDON... MAKES IT QUITE IN ORDER TO HAVE A LONG, DEEP REST! -